zeldathemes
confidence is key

14 Katy. Half homo. Half mermaid. singer songwriter pianist. Mainly humor with a splash of fandoms.



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pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

awwww-cute:

Cat shaming: Drug edition

awwww-cute:

Cat shaming: Drug edition

kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
cnnbreaking:

the dream

cnnbreaking:

the dream

buzzfeed:

Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.

Be kind to one another.

comedycentral:

The Texas GOP has officially endorsed reparative gay therapy. Click here for more from The Daily Show.

slutzs:

just how i like em

slutzs:

just how i like em

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

Finding the perfect porn to masturbate to takes longer than the masturbating itself.

backpat:

I be looking very heavy metal and reflective - I could get that

obama-stoleymy-vcr:

sirhornybizzle:

jeannettehigginbotham:

I already did a sit up, like 3 years ago I’m good.

Just got over my bulimia not too long ago